Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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