I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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