well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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