Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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