just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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