He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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