Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
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