I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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