guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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