Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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