I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
