Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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