We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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