no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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