just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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