Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
