Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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