I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
In other news, I just burned my penis
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
May the power of my ass compel you!!
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