No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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