it wasn't lemon gatorade
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
3 2 1 whiskey
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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