White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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