His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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