omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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