My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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