I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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