If that was your dad, he is hot
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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