A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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