This girl is more easily done than said...
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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