i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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