I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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