i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
and you fell through a lawn chair
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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