I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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