It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
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