Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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