I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
