Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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