: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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