I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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