have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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