I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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