I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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