quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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