So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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