am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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