it glows. i had to have it.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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