that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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