You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
