Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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