So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
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