how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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