I think scott just propositioned me for sex
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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