WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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