we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You were trust falling into bushes
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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