ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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