Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
