Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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