I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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