There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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