found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
now i know why i became what i already was.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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