OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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