Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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