her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Please don't give away my fajitas
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