According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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